Curse

Esprit · Sep 01, 2005, 02:52 PM // 14:52

There is a girl that I know,
And she sure looks like a hoe,
Her voice is husky,
Her smell is musky,
Wait! No! The 'she' is my bro!

I don't have any brothers.

MSecorsky · Sep 01, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15

A ranger at Thunderhead Keep
About to meet death's final sleep
Warned the group it was bunk
And that level five monk
Was laying it on far too deep

Hoyt · Sep 01, 2005, 03:44 PM // 15:44

There once was an old lush of a Charr
That spent to much time at the bar
He’d announce with a roar
That he found Rurik a bore
But then again most humans are.

ethornber · Sep 01, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13

Don't feel impossibly thick
If you just can't compose a lim'rick
A sestina is worse,
It's torture in verse
To describe it alone makes me sick

Mistress Eyahl · Sep 01, 2005, 04:48 PM // 16:48

I'm up to the challenge you say
Even if it takes me all day
I hate not to win
I create such a din
'Especially if I don't get my way

Alura Pyro · Sep 01, 2005, 04:54 PM // 16:54

I am the girl that said
these limirics are above my head
she crys and she runs
but its all in fun
and the she heads of to bed

(first try)

Antilles · Sep 01, 2005, 07:10 PM // 19:10

It's sad to see guys who spam
Some post links in hopes to scam
Others are pesters
Who've turned 'to festers
Ban them, they're not worth a damn.

The undead Mesmer · Sep 01, 2005, 07:41 PM // 19:41

when i rised from my grave
i didnt knw i lyed next to ave
but it doesnt matter now
because in the endless black mowwow
i scary ppl with much fun

Antilles · Sep 01, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02

Are we trying to follow the rules here?

sidepocket13 · Sep 01, 2005, 08:04 PM // 20:04

the life of a healer aint easy.
most people think we are sleazy.
if from the group you split
you are a nitwitt
and watching you die, it does please me

The undead Mesmer · Sep 01, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antilles

Are we trying to follow the rules here?

yeah i think so

my whas good right?

Alura Pyro · Sep 01, 2005, 08:12 PM // 20:12

wrong your last statement must sound like your first

Divine Elemental · Sep 01, 2005, 09:50 PM // 21:50

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 01, 2005, 09:55 PM // 21:55

A cat in despondency cried
and vowed to commit suicide.
He jumped under the wheels
of eight automobiles
and under the ninth one he died.

Alura Pyro · Sep 01, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58

I Work In An Old Boring Bank
In Seattle A City Thats Dank
I Program For You
The People Of Wamu
And Never Do I Get Thanked

Thor Wolfson · Sep 01, 2005, 10:10 PM // 22:10

Lol that's a great one Xue.

I can never compete with you all, but these are great. Keep 'em coming!

Alura Pyro · Sep 01, 2005, 10:18 PM // 22:18

mY MONK SHE TRAVELED ALONE
ALL ENEMYS SHE DID OWN
A-NET CAME DOWN
MADE MY MONK FROWN
BUT i STILL DO IT ALONE

daniel_b · Sep 02, 2005, 09:21 PM // 21:21

Nice one, Eyahl. My turn:

At last it's my time to out-shine,
By writing the best (yup - it's mine)
My other one blows,
Alright, so here goes...
Oh f*ck it, this is my last line.

Slade xTekno · Sep 03, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18

I read the last one and did tell
My online buddy "lol,"
But woe will be me
When daniel_b sees
My lymeric did not wish well.